Universal Universe Things

Taxation without Precheck? Start the revolution!

You can tell it's a vacation because I only have one screen.

Remember when Gru was tough, instead of a pushover? No, didn't think so.

Universal Epic Universe. Because just one universe isn't epic. 

Does this portal to another dimension take fast pass?  Because I don't like to wait for teleportation.

Super Mario, Luigi, and Princess Peach. Looks more like Bowser back there, no?

Race you to the sequel.

If a gold coin falls out, you're in luck: no state taxes.

The Hogwarts portal. Because steam trains have been disrupted.

American Wizards? You mean like a financial engineer?

How to train a dragon? Sounds hard, maybe AI can do it?

The Isle of Berk. Where a dragon called Toothless lives. Named after AI regulation apparently.

Minions 2: The Room Upgrade.

Not quite the Zambezi, but this one comes with ponchos.

Life finds a way. To squeeze another 20 bucks out of you.

So much for disruption. Steam is making a comeback since the data centers stole all the electricity.

Just like the real one, already closed.

Is it bonus day yet? Because I've been so evil with my vlookups this year.

The Grand Floridian. You mean like DeSantis?

Crocs looking for the Lightning Lane to dinner.

After enjoying the TSA experience at LaGuardia, the Empire doesn't seem so bad.

Lightning Lane. The quick and easy path never looked so tempting.

She'll make point five past Lightning Lane.

Where's R2 when you're trying to order a Coke?

You don't need to see his Magic Band. Move along, move along.

He just ordered a non-alcoholic beer? Ok, we'll check it out.

Nobody does bantha milk like Aunt Beru.

5% ABV? No wonder Gold Squadron flamed out in the trench.

Because they're holding thermal detonators!

This is the way. You know, to the Lightning Lane.

It's a trap! Oh, never mind, I was talking to the poor sods in the 130 minute standby line.

Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant compared to the power of a Lightning Lane pass.

Is that the forest moon of Endor?

Oh Canada. Did you pay your tariff on that ice cream?

The Temple of Involution.

Spring break. Without the break.