Saturday, December 06, 2025

Euro Stars Part 3: The Top of Europe

Base camp for the Swiss Alps expedition party: Grindelwald, nestled at the foot of the imposing North Face of Eiger Mountain. First order of business is to refine one's rope techniques for the crevasse crossings.


And make sure the avalanche dogs are well fed.


On second thought, this is the rope technique you've been looking for.



Jungfraujoch Glacier, the self-professed Top of Europe.



Who needs a coat on a glacier when you grew up inside a New Zealand house?


Do they have glacier-side service by any chance? Could go for a mulled wine right about now.


The international sign of chocolate.


The world's highest Lindt shop. More flavors than there are Cantons.


Now that's the Top of Europe.



The only path between villages is by air.




In case of frostbite, sit here.



Neutrality never looked so good. Milk chocolate or dark chocolate? Both, I'm neutral.



Yodel for your ice cream.



Lauterbrunnen, where the whole town shares a water feature.



Scoping out the best flying fox route.



If your playground isn't surrounded by glaciers, is it even a playground?




Apparently there's good skiing here, but there's something to be said for shorts and t-shirts at altitude.




You know something is afoot when your room number is infinity.



The legendary Goat Hotel, where goats live with you on your balcony. Because who doesn't want to soak in a hot tub with goats?



The star of the show is Lucky, the only goat clever enough to escape her enclosure every day to go walkabout around the hotel.


Find that goat officer!


Please save some room for the goats.




You never know who your hiking companions will be in Switzerland.


From the highest Lindt store to the World Headquarters on the shores of Lake Zurich. A four-story-tall chocolate waterfall? Yes please. Lauterbrunnen's was just lame water.

Euro Stars Part 2: Louvre Heist

Double Black Tie, the highest category of... buy online discount suits. Buy one get one free.



Congratulations to Luke and Sid! 


Pocket squares up gentlemen.


Eurostar, the only way to travel. Leaves the Acela in her dust, except she doesn't make dust because she's so smooth and doesn't run on century-old rails with manual switches.


When in Paris, eat gelato?


That's more like it, a classic boulangerie 


Bonjour mademoiselle!


Now remember, the key to a good heist is to move slowly and drive a forklift.


Darn it, someone already nabbed the head. Wings just aren't selling like they used to on the black market.


Just the faintest hint of a smile, the sfumato background. It must be the real deal.


Pardon my French.


Hang on, wasn't he Belgian?


Just another lazy day on the Seine.



They let them start young in Europe.


Musée de l'Armée, where there's an entire wing devoted to white flags.


Aren't you a little short for an Emperor?



The City of Light, useful when the kids are up all night.



Here lies Supreme Allied Commander Ferdinand Foch. Did he win Fortnite or something?


Hang on, you just got your own bedrooms, we can wait a bit for your own wings.



Euro Stars on the move. Next stop Suisse.


The city of Basel. When you're best known for your Capital Adequacy Framework you might need a brand refresh. Still, convenient train station.