Tuesday, March 05, 2024

Wishes Do Come True Part 3: All -You-Can-Eat Arendelle

Once you've accepted you won't set foot in the mythical adults only land at the stern of the ship it's time to put on a brave face and head to Arendelle.



It's time to build a snowm... I mean eat a snow cone.



Let it goooooo! Order the sundae Daddy. The weight never bothered you anyway!


Remember, the force will be with you. Always. Wait, what?


Did you know we have frozen chicken fingers in Arendelle too? See I forget to wear my gloves to the farmers market.


Four days on a floating Disneyland. That must be what those Gemini astronauts felt like in their little capsule.


Elon said make it bigger.


Someone ask the payload specialist on the right if he packed the wet wipes. Nasty space germs up there I hear.


Nice, Kennedy Space Center has finally moved out of the... well... Kennedy era. 


Mission control, good news, the Starlink satellite has been deployed in time to stream the Superbowl.


Activating hardcore mode.



The SpaceX rocket on display has actually flown in space. Multiple times. The Boeing capsule? They're still working on the door plug.


That's one small step for man, because women told him to get his butt off the couch already.



Yes I know it's a bit stubby kids, but this was before Elon decided that rockets need to have social media accounts.


Tampa Bay, once a muddy backwater, now Meatpacking on the Bay. Thank you Tom Brady!


Apparently the most Instagrammed steps in Florida. That's one curvy step for mankind.



Influencing. It's all about knowing the right angles.



How do you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator? You don't, they both look the same from the inside.


Public transportation in Florida? What next, state taxes?



If Tweets are Xs now, what are Os?


So you're telling me if I don't pay taxes I can enjoy all this? That seems like a bit of an arbitrage, no?


And no congestion charge either?


What's the catch again?


You were correct Master Kenobi, the dispute does boil down to taxes.


What brought me down south? Well, the weather for starters. And if I'm honest, the taxes. And oh yeah, all those retirees are easy pickings. 



Vitruvian Boy.



You seriously didn't get enough Frozen stuck on that boat for four days?!



Wishes Do Come True Part 2: Land Ho

Well here's a traffic jam to rival the waffle station at the breakfast buffet.


Mickey and Minnie who? Not ringing a bell for the Frozen generation.


Is there anything better than rolling up to the Cruise Ship valet in a bigger, shinier boat? You call that a verandah cabin? Sorry Carnival Sunshine, there ain't no Fairy Godmother gonna turn you into a sparkling Disney liner. Maybe a Ferry Godmother, muahahaha.



So, were Pym Particles like the original Ozempic or something?


Hey, it's your friendly neighborhood Influencer!


Now that housekeeper has earned her tip.


Remember, tangled hair is empowering.


Disney's Castaway Cay, basically what generative AI would come up with if you asked it to imagine a stereotypical tropical island.


Captain Bob Iger? Someone call Nelson Peltz!


When your boat is bigger than the island you know mankind is winning.


How long did it take the digital animators to get the right shade of turquoise for the water?


Belle or Elsa? Or Kristoff, now that DeSantis has gone down in flames. 



Remember, if a multi-tentacled sea-witch asks you to give up your voice you should take that deal, your parents need some quiet time.



Probably won't look this relaxed again until Frozen III is hitting the theaters.


Captain, you're needed on the buffet deck.



A princess makeover? Sure, go ahead, I've hedged myself with a long position in DIS stock.



The countdown begins! Only 7 hours until the breakfast buffet opens!



2024 already? That's 19 years since this blog started. Blackberries were a thing back then. So only a few years removed from writing the first post with hieroglyphics.




Beauty, beauty, beauty and the Beast.


How far I'll go... to spend all my money at Disney.


Cinderella, did your mean sisters cyberbully you too?



Someone put Elon Musk on my coffee, cool.


So you're telling me "I have the death sentence on 12 systems" actually works as a pick-up line?


These wretched hives of scum and villainy look pretty cool on the ol' Instagram.



Lock S-foils in drinking position!


That's no moon, it's a... well actually it is a moon. False alarm.