Roll out the BBQ, it's summer in Sydney! What better way to kick off summer in the Harbour City than with a lazy Sunday BBQ on Balmoral Beach? That's a rhetorical question by the way, no need to answer it, Rock's just using it to fill up space.
All hail the king! Rock uses the old low angle trick to magnify his manhood.
She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid. Unlike Rock, who doesn't have it where it counts in the cooking department.
Standoff! Who will click first?
Ok, it's not quite your typical Thanksgiving setting, but that's no reason not to roll out the pies. Just ask Warnie. And as a plus, out here you don't run the risk of being trampled to death in the lumbering stampede to be the first to get a patriotic 20% off the no-brand made-in-China plasma in Audio Visual, Aisle 25.
Incoming divebomber! And no, I don't mean some crappy CGIed Stuka trying but failing to bring the slightest crease of a frown to Nicole never-had-botox Kidman's face... In fact, this intrepid Kookaburra braved the flames of Rock' latest cooking 'experiment' to snatch this saussie right off the BBQ. Stealing something and being celebrated for it - why that's the spirit Aussie was founded on.
Finally Mei finds some friends her own height :)
Hard to imagine in three short weeks the surf and the sun will be replaced with ice and snowflakes. Hard to imagine anyone would actually volunteer for such a switch. There's a sucker born every minute. And most of them work(ed) on Wall St.
It wouldn't be a J00ster post without the famous jump; it wouldn't be a J00ster post without at least one filler comment.
Looks like someone other than the Kookaburra had a few too many saussies. Luckily Rock can shortly trade in his budgie smugglers for three overcoats, a scarf, a pair of gloves... and an "out of work stockbroker - will work for food" sign.
Enjoy it while you can. Even a five million bucks in the Hamptons won't buy you a stretch of sand like this.
I'm just posting these for my benefit. So when I'm shivering away in some tiny shoebox in Manhattan I can use this as my desktop while I bask in the palid raditation from my monitor.
Over and out folks, next time you read this, it'll be ketchup not tomato sauce...
All hail the king! Rock uses the old low angle trick to magnify his manhood.
She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid. Unlike Rock, who doesn't have it where it counts in the cooking department.
Standoff! Who will click first?
Ok, it's not quite your typical Thanksgiving setting, but that's no reason not to roll out the pies. Just ask Warnie. And as a plus, out here you don't run the risk of being trampled to death in the lumbering stampede to be the first to get a patriotic 20% off the no-brand made-in-China plasma in Audio Visual, Aisle 25.
Incoming divebomber! And no, I don't mean some crappy CGIed Stuka trying but failing to bring the slightest crease of a frown to Nicole never-had-botox Kidman's face... In fact, this intrepid Kookaburra braved the flames of Rock' latest cooking 'experiment' to snatch this saussie right off the BBQ. Stealing something and being celebrated for it - why that's the spirit Aussie was founded on.
Finally Mei finds some friends her own height :)
Hard to imagine in three short weeks the surf and the sun will be replaced with ice and snowflakes. Hard to imagine anyone would actually volunteer for such a switch. There's a sucker born every minute. And most of them work(ed) on Wall St.
It wouldn't be a J00ster post without the famous jump; it wouldn't be a J00ster post without at least one filler comment.
Looks like someone other than the Kookaburra had a few too many saussies. Luckily Rock can shortly trade in his budgie smugglers for three overcoats, a scarf, a pair of gloves... and an "out of work stockbroker - will work for food" sign.
Enjoy it while you can. Even a five million bucks in the Hamptons won't buy you a stretch of sand like this.
I'm just posting these for my benefit. So when I'm shivering away in some tiny shoebox in Manhattan I can use this as my desktop while I bask in the palid raditation from my monitor.
Over and out folks, next time you read this, it'll be ketchup not tomato sauce...
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