Well here's a traffic jam to rival the waffle station at the breakfast buffet.
Mickey and Minnie who? Not ringing a bell for the Frozen generation.
Is there anything better than rolling up to the Cruise Ship valet in a bigger, shinier boat? You call that a verandah cabin? Sorry Carnival Sunshine, there ain't no Fairy Godmother gonna turn you into a sparkling Disney liner. Maybe a Ferry Godmother, muahahaha.
So, were Pym Particles like the original Ozempic or something?
Hey, it's your friendly neighborhood Influencer!
Now that housekeeper has earned her tip.
Remember, tangled hair is empowering.
Disney's Castaway Cay, basically what generative AI would come up with if you asked it to imagine a stereotypical tropical island.
Captain Bob Iger? Someone call Nelson Peltz!
When your boat is bigger than the island you know mankind is winning.
How long did it take the digital animators to get the right shade of turquoise for the water?
Belle or Elsa? Or Kristoff, now that DeSantis has gone down in flames.
Remember, if a multi-tentacled sea-witch asks you to give up your voice you should take that deal, your parents need some quiet time.
Probably won't look this relaxed again until Frozen III is hitting the theaters.
Captain, you're needed on the buffet deck.
A princess makeover? Sure, go ahead, I've hedged myself with a long position in DIS stock.
The countdown begins! Only 7 hours until the breakfast buffet opens!
2024 already? That's 19 years since this blog started. Blackberries were a thing back then. So only a few years removed from writing the first post with hieroglyphics.
Beauty, beauty, beauty and the Beast.
How far I'll go... to spend all my money at Disney.
Cinderella, did your mean sisters cyberbully you too?
Someone put Elon Musk on my coffee, cool.
So you're telling me "I have the death sentence on 12 systems" actually works as a pick-up line?
These wretched hives of scum and villainy look pretty cool on the ol' Instagram.
Lock S-foils in drinking position!
That's no moon, it's a... well actually it is a moon. False alarm.
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